Jersey Shore’s Angelina Prego!!!

Frightening news alert!!!  Jersey Shore’s Angelina Pivarnick has announced that she is pregnant.  I don’t like to talk badly about someone in this way but honestly, this girl should NOT reproduce.  Darwin’s theory of evolution should have weeded her out long ago but thanks to modern advances she’s survived to produce a child that is bound to be as big of a disaster as she is.

The reality television starlet has confirmed the news to TMZ, though she didn’t share any other details.

Angelina’s babydaddy is said to be her fiance Dave Kovacs. They’ve been betrothed since this past February…however, that was supposedly all a sham.  I certainly hope this pregnancy isn’t one more attempt at extending that undeserved 15 minutes of fame.  She needs to understand, she was a reality star who is infamous for being a bitch and if not on Jersey Shore, no one cares about her so she needs to just go away and get out of the media.  Hopefully a baby will ground her but I have a feeling it will make her more of a media whore.

As soon as more details become available I will be sure to release them so stay tuned to

Angelina of Jersey Shore Proposal All a Publicity Stunt…Shocking

Last week I published news of Angelina Pivarnick of the Jersey Shore getting engaged (see Jersey Shore’s Angelina Engaged!).  Well I called it, this proposal was all just a sham to get some media attention.  Given that her nickname is the Staten Island Dump and she was portrayed as a raging bitch who is neither sanitary nor sexually responsible, it comes as no surprise that there is actually no man looking for her hand in marriage.  The entire proposal was a sham and sources say that Dave Kovacs does not even like her! Continue reading